Weird Dreams

The less sleep I get, the weirder my dreams are when I AM sleeping... Like, my cat isn't going to marry a hamster and live in the oven. I know that. But why do I believe that when I'm sleeping? And nobody is going to rearrange my furniture when I'm not looking, but why do I have to check when I DO wake up? I'm not going to have seven surprise children, and the horse I don't own isn't going to talk to me about carrot casserole, and my neighbors aren't really axe murderers who wear ballet shoes and oatmeal. How would somebody wear oatmeal, anyway? Oooooh, have you ever had a dream that you believed, and you woke up SUPER ticked off at somebody? I have those every once in a while. I have to convince myself that my husband didn't empty the bank account and run away after murdering somebody, or being rude to me... and really, which one is worse? :D  I either have really really weird dreams that are just ridiculous (Zombies anyone? I'm always trying to save my kids. We always survive. But zombies need to leave my corndogs alone.) and would never happen, or I have realistic dreams that come true. I know that if there's a T-Rex in my dream, I'll never dance with Antonio Banderas. If there are no talking animals, then that lady will probably have a baby. Make sense? If not, you don't know me...or my dreams. But if I ever call you up early one morning and ask you how you're feeling, you might want to invest in a pregnancy test... jus' sayin'.